Every year we hear some of the funniest, most ridiculous, and downright lame excuses that our opponents say after a loss. This year we decided to compile the top 10 excuses that our opponents use after a loss. Feel free to add some of your favorites in the comments section.
- “You got lucky, your not even good.”
- “I have to go” (right after you put the game out of reach)
- “I wasn’t playing with my normal team. I play better with (insert team name)”
- “I was using a new playbook”
- A derogatory remark about your mother
- “I let my little brother play that game”
- “My controller is broken”
- “Get a life nerd!”
- Any racist remark
- “You only won because of ________”
Again, we would love to hear some of the things your opponents say after a game. Let us know your favorites in the comments. Hopefully there are less lame excuses in Madden 13.
1.Madden let win who they want to let win..
2. I played with you to much..
3. I was on the phone while playing you.
“They cheated for you”
“Madden picked u to win”
I don’t even have thumbs
All you did was run off tackle! (For 400 yards lol)
I’m paraplegic my helper monkey played you
A bout a week ago, I was having a crappy day. 4 tests, long day at work, bad weather, lots of homework, and the dog pooped on the carpet. At like, 11:00 pm I go on xbox live to play Madden. I played a match with a 12 year old. Said 12 year old has a microphone on (and kept a running monologue all game long). With time running out, I’m winning 35-21. In the final seconds of the game he says, in a perfectly serious tone: “You only beat me ’cause your coach is better at motivating your team.”
That kid made my day
I was playing with one hand.
you used the same play a glitch…your lucky lol
I always win
On any madden except poo 13