worst excuses after a madden loss

Every year we hear some of the funniest, most ridiculous, and downright lame excuses that our opponents say after a loss.  This year we decided to compile the top 10 excuses that our opponents use after a loss.  Feel free to add some of your favorites in the comments section.

  1. “You got lucky, your not even good.”
  2. “I have to go” (right after you put the game out of reach)
  3. “I wasn’t playing with my normal team.  I play better with (insert team name)”
  4. “I was using a new playbook”
  5. A derogatory remark about your mother
  6. “I let my little brother play that game”
  7. “My controller is broken”
  8. “Get a life nerd!”
  9. Any racist remark
  10. “You only won because of ________”

Again, we would love to hear some of the things your opponents say after a game.  Let us know your favorites in the comments.  Hopefully there are less lame excuses in Madden 13.