Every year we hear some of the funniest, most ridiculous, and downright lame excuses that our opponents say after a loss. This year we decided to compile the top 10 excuses that our opponents use after a loss. Feel free to add some of your favorites in the comments section.
- “You got lucky, your not even good.”
- “I have to go” (right after you put the game out of reach)
- “I wasn’t playing with my normal team. I play better with (insert team name)”
- “I was using a new playbook”
- A derogatory remark about your mother
- “I let my little brother play that game”
- “My controller is broken”
- “Get a life nerd!”
- Any racist remark
- “You only won because of ________”
Again, we would love to hear some of the things your opponents say after a game. Let us know your favorites in the comments. Hopefully there are less lame excuses in Madden 13.
my glasses were dirty or I havent eating and I was hungry when I was playing
No one let’s there little brother play an MUT game -_____________-
so true lmao
I WAS DRUNK HEAR THAT ALOT
NO FAIR ON THAT 1 NOW, I DRINK WHEN I PLAY MADDEN, NOTICED THAT I MESS UP A LOT WHILE DOING IT BUT NO COMPLAINTS HERE, CAN TAKE THE LOSSES BUT AM PISSED ABOUT IT AT SAME TIME BUT DON’T SAY ANYTHING TO OTHER PLAYER, HELL, I MUTE EVERY1……
haha yeah I can’t pay attention enough sometimes when I’m drinking. I get too distracted.
I was at a Madden tournament with multiple consoles and my friend says this: “The controller from the other console started controlling my player.” Later he said he didn’t play good because he didn’t want to make anybody cry.
Shoot. I’m just bad at Madden. I’ve been losing to my little brother and my dad since Madden ’95. I’ll post an excuse, though. “If this were Tecmo Super Bowl, I’d beat you so hard your mom would cry.”
I play on ps3 and some dude told me; “Nice computer” after I was up by 3 TD’s lol What the hell does that mean?
_________________(insert player here) not even good though!!!!
this was my first game of the night it was just a warm up
“You’re a cheater” “You lag switch” always get those AFTER the opponents quit or get booted for “excessive grieving” I had one game where the game would ONLY lag when I had the ball on offense lol then he had the nerve to say I was lag switching smh.
Ah I’ve been drinking