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5 Best Excuses To Give Your Girlfriend To Play Madden

Every now and then you might need an excuse to give your girlfriend or wife so you can keep playing Madden for a little longer.

We’ve compiled a list of some of our favorites.  Feel free to use them when you need them.

  1. Just let me finish this game (which usually means 2-3 more games).
  2. I put up with you watching that Kardashian show all the time. The least you can do is let me play Madden every now and then.
  3. Either I play Madden or I go to the strip club with the boys.
  4. This is how I keep in touch with my friends from out of town.
  5. I’ll take you to Applebees as soon as I am done with this game.

Let us know what excuses you use in the comments section below.

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Eddie Ganim
Eddie Ganim
9 years ago

Some of us are married and still play madden too!

Nice article!

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