Tim Tebow is as accurate as pissing with a boner

**EggzOverEazy** · 11-02-2011, 10:14 AM

Tebow now calls fourth downs "Jews" because they are the hardest to convert.

For halloween I'm going to dress as Tim Tebow and throw candy 10 feet over every kids head.

Michael J Fox's etch-a-sketch skills are better than Tebow throwing.

Cooper Manning > Tebow

Storm Troopers have better accuracy than Tim Tebow.

Send Tebow to Syria to overthrow Assad!

Tebow is a virgin, based on the way he plays on Sunday, he's waiting for marriage before he scores anywhere.

Just a few of the jokes floating around.... but hey, he would still make us all look like JV players.

**Hybrid Dolphin** · 11-03-2011, 01:25 AM

HAHAHAHA those are gold!

**Thunderdome** · 11-09-2011, 02:24 PM

lmao hilarious

**Eli2Nicks** · 11-26-2011, 03:16 PM

But Tim Tebow does win...and has a knack for winning close games

**TheSteelCurtain** · 11-27-2011, 02:15 AM

Alll you damn fag boys hating on Tebow. You're just mad because your Tebow wins games and Newton loses them.

**AzGod** · 11-27-2011, 02:55 AM

I don't understand why people actually think Tebow is a NFL quaterback.

**TheSteelCurtain** · 11-27-2011, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by AzGod

I don't understand why people actually think Tebow is a NFL quaterback.

It doesn't matter what he is.. he wins games and in the NFL that's better than having a good QBR and losing games.

**Atlien Jd** · 11-27-2011, 08:12 PM

Hes just different. Why is everyone so down on some variety? Just enjoy seeing something else than the status quo man.

**Atlien Jd** · 11-27-2011, 08:13 PM

Thats one of the reasons why college is so popular, each team has a scheme and personality. Denver is just different. Btw....it was interesting seeing that big grin on Elway's face after the game!